I walked up to a mountain...

So it is Halloween and that is awesome and all, but I am not in the mood this year for doing much for it. Nekkid time with Charlize Theron maybe. Anyway, I was just getting lunch and I see a dude walking up to the same taco stand I am at from a mile away, wearing a Star Trek uniform. He has the full on outfit, not unlike the picture above, but way worse because you can tell he spent a lot of money and time into it. Now, I am not making fun of the fans of the Star Trek, I have seen every episode of the original at least four times, one of my fondest memories I have is me and my dad watching Next Generation together. I like the series, I am a Sci-Fi fan. But I am not down with people into the cosplay. I do not know why it is, but when I see people do it, it makes me beat up on 'em. After I remind myself that it is not socially acceptable to destroy a member of the Federation, Captain Virgin has ordered with his friend and they are eating right next to me so I cannot help but hear the conversation that they are having. I think Nerd-boy's friend is as astounded as I am with his friend's outfit, because that is what the conversation is about. Apparently the uniform the guy is wearing is from the Star Trek movie "First Conact". As soon as I hear that I think to myself "Man, I really liked 'First Contact', it is good even if you are not a Trek fan. In fact, I think it is the second best of all time, right after 'Wrath of Khan'." Right after I think that I hear this from the guy who still lives in his parents' basement (*cough* trailer *cough*), "Yeah, First Contact is the second best movie in the whole franchise, right after Wrath of Khan." Sonofabitch! Proving again how in tune I am with the No-Getting-Laid community. Goddamnitalltohell, just sign me up for some AD&D 3.5 Edition rulebooks and I will pen & paper your ass to death.

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